I can't find the call to pull a user's "status" in Enterprise 2.0. Does it exist?
Yes you can - see the Status Messages section of the Telligent Evolution Platform documentation - telligent.com/.../status-messages.aspx .
Further to this, can you update a user's status via the API?
Status messages are exposed in the REST v2 API. I'd recommend checking out the Platform SDK (telligent.com/.../telligent-evolution-platform-sdk.aspx) and in particular the Bahbl code sample. Bahbl is a Twitter-like application that updates users status messages over the REST API.
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